1 00:00:14,514 --> 00:00:16,058 Antoine, open the door. 2 00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:17,142 {\an8}EVICE NOTICE 3 00:00:17,226 --> 00:00:18,852 Are we being evicted? 4 00:00:18,936 --> 00:00:21,396 I'm sorry, is your name Ethan O'Brien? 5 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:24,483 It's in the rental agreement. You are illegal tenants. 6 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:28,654 I've already explained that. Ethan is a pilot, he loves this freedom. 7 00:00:28,737 --> 00:00:29,780 Nice try. 8 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:33,242 Your friend pulled to Nashville for his music career. 9 00:00:34,076 --> 00:00:35,702 I did some research. 10 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:40,874 No. 11 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:45,295 True, his music is terrible. I'll never get the time back. 12 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:49,049 Gentrified a corner in Brooklyn, like everyone your age. 13 00:00:49,132 --> 00:00:51,426 I'm not cool enough for Brooklyn. 14 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:53,011 Antoine, please. 15 00:00:53,095 --> 00:00:57,891 We are poor, different friends, who want to make it in the big city. 16 00:00:57,975 --> 00:01:00,978 - I work in culture. - I am an investment banker. 17 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:02,062 Be calm. 18 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:05,065 The conversation is over. Do you want to keep complaining? 19 00:01:05,148 --> 00:01:07,442 complain to the guys across the street. 20 00:01:07,526 --> 00:01:09,027 They told me. 21 00:01:09,111 --> 00:01:10,279 - What? - What? 22 00:01:10,362 --> 00:01:11,572 And not by accident. 23 00:01:12,281 --> 00:01:14,199 They don't like you. 24 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:18,954 - No. - No, Antoine, wait! 25 00:01:35,679 --> 00:01:37,264 - Hey, buddy. -Josh. 26 00:01:37,347 --> 00:01:38,807 What's up? 27 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:40,350 I slept. 28 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:42,894 You cried all night long. Do you want to talk? 29 00:01:42,978 --> 00:01:45,147 Or take off Vivian's bathrobe? 30 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:47,065 It's like The Silence of the Lambs. 31 00:01:47,149 --> 00:01:50,402 He is the only thing what I still have of her. 32 00:01:50,485 --> 00:01:53,447 Eat something first. We have bacon, egg and cheese for you. 33 00:01:54,865 --> 00:01:55,866 Thanks. 34 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:58,201 You're welcome, but this is your last one. 35 00:01:58,285 --> 00:02:02,998 - You are single. Lose the love pounds. - Don't call him fat. He gets complexes. 36 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:05,876 Good. Body positivity only applies to women. 37 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:08,295 Your looks don't matter, but we need muscles. 38 00:02:08,378 --> 00:02:12,257 No woman wants your great body with your ex's stuff here. 39 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:15,594 Pack it up. I have an interview. 40 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:16,970 I'll bring it to her. 41 00:02:17,054 --> 00:02:18,805 Will you tell me what she says about me? 42 00:02:18,889 --> 00:02:22,225 No, because that was a lie. I wanted to throw it away. 43 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:23,602 Take your box with you. 44 00:02:23,685 --> 00:02:26,647 It's too early and she is too small for the memories. 45 00:02:33,236 --> 00:02:34,571 What the hell... 46 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:39,159 Hey, good morning. 47 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:42,162 Hi. How are you? 48 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:44,373 Nice surprise. 49 00:02:44,456 --> 00:02:46,792 Do you want the leftovers? a protein smoothie? 50 00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:50,295 No, we don't want anything from your stupid smoothie. 51 00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:52,964 Stupid? There are 70 grams of protein in it. 52 00:02:53,048 --> 00:02:56,301 I don't believe it that you ratted us out. 53 00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:59,388 I don't believe it that you have glorified crime. 54 00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:01,682 I put up with your crap for months. 55 00:03:01,765 --> 00:03:03,850 The women coming in and out 56 00:03:03,934 --> 00:03:07,437 your shitty bikes in the hallway, that you have never used before. 57 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:10,732 Because my penis going numb on the bike seat. 58 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:15,320 {\an8}And I believe that you stole some of my Amazon packages. 59 00:03:15,404 --> 00:03:17,239 No, I would never steal. 60 00:03:17,948 --> 00:03:19,783 Are these your rhinestone flip flops? 61 00:03:22,244 --> 00:03:24,162 Yes, I like sparkly things. 62 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:25,747 I never said anything 63 00:03:25,831 --> 00:03:28,583 {\an8}but to rat us out, so that we are thrown out, 64 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:30,335 {\an8} is bad even for you. 65 00:03:30,419 --> 00:03:33,380 - Antoine should forget about that. - You already ratted us out. 66 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:36,758 - Better fix this. - Are you threatening us? 67 00:03:36,842 --> 00:03:38,135 Do you want to find out? 68 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:41,555 - She is from Dorchester, Massachusetts. - Is this a tough area? 69 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:43,765 I don't know any distant small towns. 70 00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:48,520 - I'm from Jersey. Does that mean anything to you? - OK. Hey, we'll fix this. 71 00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:51,022 But it wasn't our fault, just Josh's. 72 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:53,733 He wanted the apartment for his girlfriend. She left him. 73 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:55,986 Good. Take your flip flops with you. 74 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:00,699 Are a little dilated. 75 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:10,333 {\an8}I can't take care of this apartment shit. 76 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:13,962 {\an8}On my first real day at work I have to make a good impression. 77 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:16,715 {\an8}Today is my alpha day. 78 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:18,884 {\an8}- Your what? - Alpha tag. 79 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:22,721 {\an8}Banking is a highly competitive area. 80 00:04:22,804 --> 00:04:26,391 {\an8}You flatten someone or will be flattened. 81 00:04:26,475 --> 00:04:28,685 {\an8}Learned nothing from Wolf of Wall Street? 82 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:31,730 {\an8}I remember Leo's bare bottom. Would be worth an Oscar. 83 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:37,444 {\an8}Ok. I have to give the impression that I am extremely competent. 84 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:40,572 {\an8}I don't need any help, don't like strip clubs, 85 00:04:40,655 --> 00:04:42,199 {\an8}eat chicken wings at the bar. 86 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:45,327 {\an8}I hope your boss doesn't fire you because of the insult. 87 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:49,498 {\an8}I try not to think about it. That too. Damned. 88 00:04:50,165 --> 00:04:51,166 The. 89 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:53,960 Thanks. 90 00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:57,047 - Alpha tag. - Alpha tag. 91 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:59,382 I am an alpha. I am a boss. 92 00:05:05,847 --> 00:05:09,142 {\an8}Kate, thank you so quickly have a job for me. 93 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:11,937 {\an8}Please, we always need substitute teachers. 94 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:17,192 {\an8}Many colleagues take long sabbaticals for their mental health 95 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:19,528 {\an8}and it was nice to hear from you. 96 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:22,239 {\an8}- It's been a while. - I know. 97 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:26,326 {\an8}- I had a lot to do with my studies. - Yes. It's nice that you're here. 98 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:31,706 {\an8}I always thought you had a kind nature and the warm eyes of an educator. 99 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:34,709 {\an8}I'm concerned about the timetable. 100 00:05:34,793 --> 00:05:38,129 {\an8}As a substitute teacher I have a lot of time for auditions. 101 00:05:38,213 --> 00:05:42,217 {\an8}I need a role, then I'll tell you my parents about dropping out of college. 102 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:47,180 {\an8}What you particularly like about teaching is not being at school? 103 00:05:47,264 --> 00:05:50,267 {\an8}- No. It's so much more than that. - I see. 104 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:54,813 {\an8}Yes, I mean, I need money for rent and groceries and food and stuff. 105 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:57,858 {\an8}Absolutely. Your first class starts at 2 p.m. 106 00:05:57,941 --> 00:05:59,776 Do I have to stay here until then? 107 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:02,988 - This is not mandatory, but... - Best job. 108 00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:08,535 Just to say it briefly: I know we have a romantic past. 109 00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:12,247 A conversation about hummus at a party 110 00:06:12,330 --> 00:06:15,667 became undefined meetings. 111 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:16,877 {\an8}I promise you, 112 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:20,046 {\an8}that will be our clearly defined not affect professional relationships. 113 00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:22,716 {\an8}Thanks, Kate. See you at 2 p.m. 114 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:24,676 {\an8}We'll see each other at 2 p.m. Yes. 115 00:06:24,759 --> 00:06:25,844 {\an8}Great. 116 00:06:25,927 --> 00:06:26,970 Great, yes. 117 00:06:34,269 --> 00:06:37,731 I have something for you and Abby. Two bedrooms on Rikers Island. 118 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:40,567 - You mean Randall's Island? - No, Rikers. 119 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:42,652 Fine, send it to me. 120 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:46,656 He is here. 121 00:06:48,783 --> 00:06:49,784 Who? What's up? 122 00:06:50,452 --> 00:06:51,536 It's Bill, you idiot. 123 00:06:52,996 --> 00:06:55,457 Alphas don't get fired. 124 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:57,250 Stop whispering! 125 00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:59,794 Throw away the food. He hates seeing people eat. 126 00:06:59,878 --> 00:07:01,171 How do you eat then? 127 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:03,089 A granola bar in the toilet. 128 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:36,039 Hey, what are you waiting for? In here. 129 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:42,962 Congratulations. 130 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:46,007 Today is the best and worst day of your life. 131 00:07:46,091 --> 00:07:51,137 Do any of you know consumer and retail experts Yarn Barn? 132 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:54,683 Founded in 2013 by Roland Shumwertz, from St. Louis, sell craft boxes. 133 00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:57,977 My mom orders her decoration sets there. Do you like crafting? 134 00:07:58,061 --> 00:07:59,604 Do I look like that? 135 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:00,689 No. 136 00:08:00,772 --> 00:08:03,274 Correctly. Luckily, many people like it. 137 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:07,195 Yarn Barn is located in 37 states and is worth over $3 billion. 138 00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:10,615 Stanson Capital is buying it. Ellison Grant makes the deal. 139 00:08:10,699 --> 00:08:12,659 Cool. Someone has the Internet. 140 00:08:12,742 --> 00:08:15,870 What you don't know: Ellison Grant screwed up the deal yesterday. 141 00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:17,914 What? How? 142 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:20,250 Rookie mistake. They gossiped about the founder. 143 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,919 -Roland Shumwertz. - We know his name, Jocelyn. 144 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:25,880 Finish the story. That's great. 145 00:08:26,548 --> 00:08:29,843 On Slack they wrote, his wife was getting divorced, 146 00:08:29,926 --> 00:08:32,595 because he what a turtle looks like with a sweater. 147 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:36,641 That turtle face too was in the thread, they didn't know. 148 00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:39,018 They're out, we can poach them. 149 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:41,020 Hey, do I know you? 150 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:45,734 No, I'm a beginner, started yesterday. I've never seen you before. 151 00:08:45,817 --> 00:08:47,152 - Secure? - I don't know. 152 00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:49,904 Shop at Trader Joe's on the corner of 31st and 3rd? 153 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:51,281 What is Trader Joe's? 154 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:52,699 Supermarket. Founded by... 155 00:08:54,117 --> 00:08:55,827 Roland is coming here tomorrow at 10 a.m. 156 00:08:55,910 --> 00:09:00,832 where he will read the best pitch book, that you have ever done. 157 00:09:00,915 --> 00:09:04,044 Morning? It takes a week to complete. 158 00:09:04,127 --> 00:09:08,548 - Then get to work. - Bill, I thrive under pressure. 159 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:10,633 Thank you for trusting us. 160 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:13,720 Dileep, you accompany me. 161 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:16,848 We'll meet Roland in six hours at a meeting in Cleveland. 162 00:09:16,931 --> 00:09:18,016 Are you still here? 163 00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:31,571 Hey, I have here Your green juice and your Adderall. 164 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,159 Get some rest. I go. 165 00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:39,704 I saw Austin's outfit. 166 00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:41,831 - I can explain it. - He saw 167 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,583 incredible. 168 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:44,876 Really? 169 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:48,213 I would have chosen a different color but he liked it. Well done. 170 00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:51,007 - Did you praise me? - Don't imagine anything. 171 00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:54,594 - You're not mad? - No, I'm angry. 172 00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:57,180 I had a heart attack and was dead for two minutes, 173 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:58,640 but what should you have done? 174 00:09:58,723 --> 00:10:01,684 You didn't suggest that he is wearing the outfit. 175 00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:02,852 Oh God, no. 176 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:06,898 I would your absence take advantage of me, fire me. 177 00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:09,150 Fire? They would never work again. 178 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,320 Good. You need to pick up Austin's suit. 179 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:15,198 He rehearses at the Cherry Lane Theater a boring piece. Go. 180 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:16,324 Will be done. 181 00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:17,617 Wait. 182 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:21,412 Don't you happen to have cigarettes with you? 183 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:23,414 In the emergency room? No. 184 00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:24,874 Just go. Go. 185 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:37,595 Bad timing, to get me a seltzer? 186 00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:40,765 Yes. 187 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:50,441 I'm sorry to tell you took the job away. 188 00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:53,236 - If I had known about you... - Wouldn't you have done it? 189 00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:57,115 I've been thinking. 190 00:10:57,740 --> 00:11:00,034 I like to put in a good word at my dad's. 191 00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:04,664 High wear and tear on assistants, but he doesn't know you yet, does he? 192 00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:07,041 Sorry. I need my lumbar support belt 193 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:10,044 for the next 20 pallets of seltzer. 194 00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:21,097 “Dryden work SMS”? 195 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:24,851 Have you seen Joffrey? 196 00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:26,394 In his stupid red corduroy pants? 197 00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:28,271 Wear a hat with "I'm an asshole." 198 00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:31,065 What the hell? 199 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,527 It's not red, but barn red. 200 00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:37,697 Hudson Yards Tavern still standing tomorrow evening? 201 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:41,367 Listen to this. 202 00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:45,955 There's a secret texting group in the office, in which they call me Joffrey. 203 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,999 - There are similarities. - Yes, that's right. 204 00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:50,877 Evil nepotism son of the king. That's the problem. 205 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:54,047 They hate me and invite me tomorrow not for drinks after work. 206 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:55,882 How do I change that? 207 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:56,966 They don't know you. 208 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,427 In the seventh grade I thought you would be a nerd. 209 00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:02,388 Then I went to your bar mitzvah and Bruno Mars was there. 210 00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:06,100 - Then I thought you were cool. - Not a compliment and not helpful. 211 00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:08,353 You are the best. You saved my life. 212 00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:10,063 Josh recognized your arrhythmia? 213 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:13,983 No, I almost died many times. I mean Homecoming 2019. 214 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:17,028 I lay drunk and passed out in a bush and almost suffocated. 215 00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:21,574 - The bush was in front of the "Hell House". - Hillel House, Jewish student group. 216 00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:25,703 That was a mitzvah. He turned me on the site and removed my IDs, 217 00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:28,456 so the police couldn't call my parents. 218 00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:30,750 Yes, be that guy. The guy is great. 219 00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:33,628 Your colleagues will love you. Crash their drinks. 220 00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:36,714 - Just show up uninvited? - Yes. 221 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:39,050 I don't like it, if you have visitors without asking. 222 00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:40,134 Crashing is cool. 223 00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:43,888 Favorite film The Wedding Crashers. “Crash Into Me” best Dave Matthews song. 224 00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:46,391 A crash cart, an emergency car, conquered my arrhythmia. 225 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:50,979 You're right. I'm going there. 226 00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:53,815 But I hate their bar selection. Should I suggest one? 227 00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:56,901 - No, you can't be helped. - What are we giving you advice about? 228 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,655 Excuse me. 229 00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:02,448 Marry me Austin 230 00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:04,200 Austin, I love you! 231 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:12,875 Hi, I would like a package for Vanessa Sue to pick up. 232 00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:16,879 Thanks. Thank you. 233 00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:17,964 Hey. 234 00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:22,385 Hi, I'm Abby. I work for Vanessa. 235 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:25,054 - I dressed you yesterday. - I know who you are. 236 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,640 What sociopath Forgot someone from 12 hours ago? 237 00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:30,143 Otherwise the job makes you invisible. 238 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:32,770 During a fitting Vanessa said on my hand. 239 00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:34,939 You could never be invisible. 240 00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:39,819 By the way, you were right. 241 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:41,654 With the outfit? 242 00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:43,156 The movie didn't do well 243 00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:46,325 and now it's coming to more theaters. So thank you. 244 00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:47,910 Yes, you're welcome. 245 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:54,333 OK, I'll hit myself with my elbow by a pack of disturbed teenagers. 246 00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:56,044 Yeah, crazy, huh? 247 00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:58,838 I wanted to get pizza from Joe's and was bitten. 248 00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:01,758 Probably Primitivo for lunch. 249 00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:05,928 Hey, I'd like to see you again. 250 00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:11,559 That's more than flattering, but I just got 251 00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:14,687 my first compliment from Vanessa. 252 00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:19,609 I can't screw this up. I can't see you like this. 253 00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:21,486 I need the border. 254 00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:27,825 Yes, I didn't expect this answer, but sure, I can understand limits. 255 00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:28,951 Thanks. 256 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:31,829 See you. 257 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:44,008 Actually our teachers wear blazers, even though you look great in everything. 258 00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:45,301 - That's okay. - Thanks. 259 00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:48,262 I thought I'll throw a lab coat over it... 260 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:50,431 Lab coat? 261 00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:53,226 You teach English. Didn't I say that? 262 00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:55,603 I'm sorry, my cat attacked a child. 263 00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:57,021 This was a huge deal... 264 00:14:57,105 --> 00:15:00,066 OK, but I can don't teach English. 265 00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:02,860 I studied biochemistry. My last book was Lemony Snicket. 266 00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:06,864 Kel, you love theater. Plays are just lazy books. 267 00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:10,409 You just have Jane Austen. You know where to find me. 268 00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:12,370 Kate, wait. Kate. 269 00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:16,457 Let's go. 270 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:22,296 Hello, you smart people. 271 00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:25,967 I am your new English teacher, Kel Washington. 272 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,970 - Call me Mr. Washington. - We don't do that here. 273 00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:30,263 We call you Kel. 274 00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:33,766 Great, casual. That's what my roommates call me. 275 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:35,726 I like it. OK. 276 00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:37,895 Today I'm happy 277 00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:44,235 to dive deeper into Pride and Prejudice. By Jane Austen. 278 00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:48,156 It's a book that I love. I know a lot about it. 279 00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:51,826 - So, Kel, what's wrong with you? - What's going on? 280 00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:56,205 Before you lie, we did some research. Yesterday you were studying medicine. 281 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,499 What happened? Have you been kicked out? 282 00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:03,462 I wasn't thrown out. No, I wanted a career change. 283 00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:06,841 - Take fate into your own hands. - Like Elizabeth Bennett. 284 00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:10,136 Who is that? Another student? 285 00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:14,182 She is the protagonist in the book, that you “love and know a lot about it.” 286 00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:17,810 Yes, of course. 287 00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:21,772 Yes. She shines to be a really cool woman. 288 00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:24,984 Kel, the tuition fees here are higher than most colleges. 289 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:27,570 Angela Merkel spoke at our graduation ceremony. 290 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:30,156 We booed them because she was boring. 291 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:33,201 What right do you have to teach here? 292 00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:37,496 Listen. I thought I was teaching biology. 293 00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:40,791 But here we are and it's going to be great. 294 00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:46,464 We read chapter one out loud and everyone chooses a funny voice. 295 00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:56,849 Stop it. Oh my god, you're so funny. 296 00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:59,685 OK. See you soon. Bye. 297 00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:03,105 Do you know, My ex still works at Ellison. 298 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:06,317 It was a very unhealthy relationship for him. 299 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:09,362 He gives me inside information about their numbers, 300 00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:10,947 so we can land the deal. 301 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,114 Fantastic! 302 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:15,243 You go. Me and Pascarelli make the models and the deck. 303 00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:19,747 No, I make the models and tables. Davis can format the deck. 304 00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:27,922 Listen, I applaud your ambition, but I'm in my second year here. 305 00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:31,467 When I was a beginner, My colleague helped me a lot. 306 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,844 Kwaku and I were like one mind. 307 00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:38,724 Thanks, but I have the last ones three summer models created at Fidelity. 308 00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:39,809 No worries. 309 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:51,821 An urban oasis with picturesque views to a historically significant Dunkins. 310 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:55,658 - What the hell? - Are you lost, little one? 311 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:58,411 I can't believe you're showing them already. I have to go to my bathroom. 312 00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:02,832 It's Rebecca and Zeb's bathroom, if your finances are right. 313 00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:07,628 It's haunted. 314 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:12,800 Unbelievable that you you dropped out of medical school, 315 00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:18,681 but since that's why you during my crisis If you were at home, I support that. 316 00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,099 - Thank you. - Naturally. 317 00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:23,269 Anytime. Seriously. Mi baño es su baño. 318 00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:24,687 Ok, bye. 319 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,898 Wait, are you watching Pride and Prejudice? 320 00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:30,318 Is that on, so that I think you are sensitive? Kel. 321 00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:34,780 No. I teach to make money English at a girls' school. 322 00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:37,575 If I don't catch up quickly, destroy me. 323 00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:41,537 Did they bully you? 324 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:44,081 - Corrected you? - Yes very. 325 00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:46,876 They asked personal questions with a judgmental tone? 326 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,210 Yes. How did you know that? 327 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:51,297 I was like her. An ambitious little asshole, 328 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:55,551 that the impossible expectations my parents projected onto teachers. 329 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:58,304 Help me. Don't just eat my gummy bears. 330 00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:02,850 You have to be so well prepared that they feel stupid. 331 00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:05,936 - I'm there. I'm watching the film. - That's not enough. 332 00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:09,482 They read the book, you read three. Approach the matter like a study. 333 00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:12,318 I let them fall through, if they don't do what I say? 334 00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:14,236 Wait. What is that? 335 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,406 Antoine organized such sad dance performances, 336 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:18,866 that no one goes to. 337 00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:22,995 - Can I keep this? - Yes. 338 00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:27,667 I'll keep those too. 339 00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:29,919 Clear. 340 00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:41,555 I have set boundaries! I'll stick with it! But I need a favor. 341 00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:05,287 - These tables are crap! - Did Davis format incorrectly? 342 00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:07,373 How dare you? Do I have that? 343 00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:09,834 No, they are wrong, because AJ's models are wrong. 344 00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:11,335 Impossible. I checked it. 345 00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:14,255 Why are there different numbers here? than my ex's? 346 00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:16,799 For that I have to go to his father's 70th. 347 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:20,636 I haven't seen your email and the models are not updated. 348 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,847 I screwed up. I'm fired. 349 00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:25,558 Bill and turtle will be there in 90 minutes. 350 00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,184 I am so sorry. 351 00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:29,603 Is good. We adapt the models. The problem is... 352 00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:32,231 To reprint the book. We need a copy shop. 353 00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:33,566 Gramercy is nearby. 354 00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:36,068 But I know Ron from Delancey. He opens early. 355 00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:39,113 - I'm sorry. - Stop apologizing. 356 00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:42,032 Do this if we can't do this. Go, I'll call. 357 00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:52,543 Damn, Jane Austen. You can really write. 358 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:54,795 BINDINGS While you wait 359 00:21:09,143 --> 00:21:10,144 Davis? 360 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:17,902 Hey, man. I'm Davis. 361 00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:20,321 I love your work. 362 00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:28,287 I'm from the south. That's the only way you know still appreciate printed invitations. 363 00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:32,374 Since when does faster mean better? 364 00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:35,211 Thank you for saying that. 365 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:38,422 I feel like an idiot. I'll talk while you work. 366 00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:41,592 - Can I pack up while you tie? - Go ahead. 367 00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,177 - Thanks. - Naturally. 368 00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:55,481 Austin Blanchett is because of you tweeted about my show? 369 00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:59,485 Yes, unless that's bad. 370 00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:03,405 It's sold out. I've never been so excited. 371 00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:05,032 You deserve the hype. 372 00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:07,910 True. I deserve the hype. 373 00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:09,703 I have to tell my cousin Mahershala, 374 00:22:09,787 --> 00:22:11,705 that in the family not only he has talent. 375 00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:19,338 Can we stay? 376 00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:23,175 - Yes, you can stay. - Yes! 377 00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:26,887 But someone famous tweets once a year about my imagination. 378 00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:28,347 Deal. 379 00:22:30,224 --> 00:22:32,351 The posters should only be stuck on. 380 00:22:41,151 --> 00:22:46,949 Shit! There are no taxis. The nearest Uber is 20 minutes away. 381 00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:49,326 - We have to postpone the meeting. - No, look. 382 00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:51,203 Wait. 383 00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:54,540 I'll give you 100 bucks for the bike. 384 00:22:54,623 --> 00:22:55,833 Yes, sure. 385 00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:58,586 - Ok, come on, jump up. - Where? 386 00:22:58,669 --> 00:23:00,296 The handlebars, like E.T. 387 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:02,840 - Oh God. - AJ, let's go now. 388 00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:14,226 Hello folks. As a reminder, I'm Mr. Washington. 389 00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:15,311 Mr Washington. 390 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:19,148 Are you really here again? Like Mr. Ferrars from you, Kel. 391 00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:23,360 Mr. Ferrars from Sense and Sensibility, Jane Austen's first novel. 392 00:23:23,444 --> 00:23:28,073 Yes, Mr. Washington read a lot last night. 393 00:23:28,866 --> 00:23:31,452 Kel, should we be impressed, that you are doing your job? 394 00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:33,787 Come on, let's go to Bluemercury. 395 00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:35,372 That's a shame. 396 00:23:35,456 --> 00:23:38,459 I wanted to ask whether Charlotte Brontë was right, 397 00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:41,170 when she said, Jane lacks passion. 398 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:43,130 Charlotte was just jealous 399 00:23:43,213 --> 00:23:46,091 that Jane the Queen of Victorian literature. 400 00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:49,136 And I ask: Why is a queen needed? 401 00:23:49,219 --> 00:23:51,889 Nobody compares Charles Dickens with Victor Hugo. 402 00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:56,518 Because patriarchy successful women incite against each other, 403 00:23:56,602 --> 00:24:00,522 - even if there are 40 years between them. - Let's see what Jane says about that. 404 00:24:00,606 --> 00:24:02,483 - She's dead, Kel. - Correct. 405 00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:05,152 But her collection of letters was published. 406 00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:10,616 I wanted to see whether there was a real Mr. Darcy. 407 00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:13,702 - Mr. Darcy was real? - Maybe, Marina. 408 00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:19,458 But have fun at Bluemercury, the rest of us will find out. 409 00:24:21,251 --> 00:24:23,754 Maybe we'll go later to Bluemercury? 410 00:24:25,422 --> 00:24:26,423 Good. 411 00:24:27,508 --> 00:24:29,385 Go ahead, Kel. 412 00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:30,970 Mr Washington. 413 00:24:31,053 --> 00:24:33,889 - Mr W? - That's okay. 414 00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:38,852 Oh God! You drink this crap? 415 00:24:39,853 --> 00:24:41,730 Tastes like old lake water. 416 00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:44,817 - Davis, faster! - I'm going as fast as I can... 417 00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:47,736 I swallowed a fly! 418 00:24:48,404 --> 00:24:50,864 - We're on the way. - Faster. You put the pastries down. 419 00:24:50,948 --> 00:24:52,950 Davis, they're putting the pastries down! 420 00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:54,326 Holy shit! 421 00:24:55,369 --> 00:24:56,578 Oh my God! 422 00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:58,664 Damn New York! 423 00:25:03,961 --> 00:25:06,338 Five more minutes! Hold off! 424 00:25:07,798 --> 00:25:12,594 Roland, did you know that our office one of the best private art collections 425 00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:15,931 in New York, including an Edward Hopper? 426 00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:18,392 - I love Edward Hopper. - We want? 427 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:21,770 - We have an art collection? - Yes. Spectacular. 428 00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:24,690 Oh my God. Go Go! 429 00:25:32,823 --> 00:25:33,949 After you. 430 00:25:52,426 --> 00:25:55,179 In here, Roland. There's the rest of our team. 431 00:25:56,305 --> 00:25:57,306 Hello. 432 00:26:19,286 --> 00:26:20,287 Are you serious? 433 00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:22,998 No, it was embarrassing. I didn't teach her that... 434 00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:25,250 Oh my god. What a coincidence. 435 00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:27,544 I love this bar. 436 00:26:28,462 --> 00:26:30,506 Must be an office mind meld. 437 00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:32,800 - Can I? - It's a little tight. 438 00:26:32,883 --> 00:26:35,636 No, that's great. That fits. 439 00:26:37,554 --> 00:26:39,098 Excuse me. 440 00:26:40,182 --> 00:26:42,309 So what are you drinking? 441 00:26:42,392 --> 00:26:44,978 I have light beer, because sometimes there is an orange in it. 442 00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:49,691 Who told Joffrey we were here? 443 00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:55,864 So, Warren, tell me about yourself. 444 00:26:55,948 --> 00:26:59,827 All I know is you're wearing a Rutgers shirt and eats celery. 445 00:26:59,910 --> 00:27:01,620 {\an8}I went to Rutgers... 446 00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:05,749 {\an8}My wife and I have just Lost 75 kg through Ozempic. 447 00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:07,543 What? This is incredible! 448 00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:09,920 Unfortunately, only one kilo of it was mine. 449 00:27:10,754 --> 00:27:15,509 My wife left me and is giving up Spinning classes on a cruise ship. 450 00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:16,593 But good for her. 451 00:27:16,677 --> 00:27:20,055 I'm sorry for that. My girlfriend left me too. 452 00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:23,016 If you want to go around the houses, I'm here. 453 00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:25,185 Really? Thanks. 454 00:27:25,269 --> 00:27:28,647 And you, Chandra? I see a homemade bracelet. 455 00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:30,816 Children or are you young at heart? 456 00:27:30,899 --> 00:27:33,277 Actually both. 457 00:27:33,777 --> 00:27:36,780 I told Warren that my daughter birthday next week. 458 00:27:36,864 --> 00:27:40,242 She's turning ten. We don't have an idea for your celebration. 459 00:27:40,325 --> 00:27:43,954 How about overnight stays? in the Natural History Museum? 460 00:27:44,037 --> 00:27:45,956 I was there for my tithe. That was great. 461 00:27:46,039 --> 00:27:48,166 But the waiting lists are endless. 462 00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:52,462 You know, my mom is sitting on the board of the Natural History Museum. 463 00:27:52,546 --> 00:27:55,966 - I'll talk to her. We'll get it done. - That would be great. 464 00:27:56,049 --> 00:27:57,843 Yes, you're still here. 465 00:27:57,926 --> 00:28:02,055 Sorry, we're just getting to know each other and maybe fall in love? 466 00:28:02,139 --> 00:28:03,307 Do you feel that too? 467 00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:04,641 Yes. 468 00:28:04,725 --> 00:28:06,101 Elena, what's wrong with you? 469 00:28:06,184 --> 00:28:08,979 Grew up in Queens, went to Stuyvesant. 470 00:28:09,062 --> 00:28:12,941 Northwestern was too expensive so I went on the Hunter. 471 00:28:13,817 --> 00:28:15,277 Is that enough? 472 00:28:16,194 --> 00:28:17,362 Yes. 473 00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:20,741 Should I tell you more about myself? 474 00:28:20,824 --> 00:28:24,328 I learned to juggle last year. That was exciting. 475 00:28:31,126 --> 00:28:32,127 Hold the door open. 476 00:28:35,964 --> 00:28:38,008 - Hey. - Hey. 477 00:28:43,305 --> 00:28:45,766 Congratulations. So you won't be flying out anymore. 478 00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:49,436 I'm such an idiot. 479 00:28:49,519 --> 00:28:51,939 Hey. It's nothing. 480 00:28:52,773 --> 00:28:56,568 - Perhaps. I don't know. What's up? - I'm bad at my job. 481 00:28:56,652 --> 00:29:00,781 I almost ruined the pitch. Then my colleagues will get it back 482 00:29:00,864 --> 00:29:02,783 and don't even hold it against me. 483 00:29:02,866 --> 00:29:06,870 - I would have been such a bitch. - I can imagine that. 484 00:29:06,954 --> 00:29:10,290 I should go to Boston and work in a European wax center. 485 00:29:10,374 --> 00:29:11,833 I could be wrong, 486 00:29:11,917 --> 00:29:16,380 but to help each other with the work, That's how work should actually be. 487 00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:18,924 That's probably true. 488 00:29:19,007 --> 00:29:22,594 I wish I had that. This one at my job 489 00:29:23,303 --> 00:29:24,846 can't stand me. 490 00:29:24,930 --> 00:29:27,766 - My charm doesn't work with her. - Don't try it like that. 491 00:29:27,849 --> 00:29:30,727 Charm is a warning sign for women. Do you know who was charming? 492 00:29:31,228 --> 00:29:33,063 -Ted Bundy. - I'm like Ted Bundy? 493 00:29:33,146 --> 00:29:34,272 Basically yes. 494 00:29:34,356 --> 00:29:38,860 Follow your own advice and try to be helpful. 495 00:29:39,903 --> 00:29:41,405 That was good advice. 496 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:48,578 Hey, I gotta give something to Davis, to say thank you. 497 00:29:48,662 --> 00:29:50,664 What does he like? Whiskey? 498 00:29:50,747 --> 00:29:52,749 One of these shirts that should look good? 499 00:29:52,833 --> 00:29:56,003 Davis loves to spend time time with his friends. 500 00:29:56,086 --> 00:29:58,964 - Oh my God, that damn guy. - I know. 501 00:30:01,466 --> 00:30:03,552 Good night. 502 00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:07,514 Sorry about the bikes. 503 00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:13,645 Hey, I have to tell you something. 504 00:30:14,604 --> 00:30:17,983 You were right. We actually know each other. 505 00:30:18,859 --> 00:30:22,070 Second year, Pennsylvania Model UN Conference. 506 00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:24,156 We had something together. 507 00:30:24,906 --> 00:30:28,243 - Wait, what? - Yes, I had long hair back then. 508 00:30:28,910 --> 00:30:30,996 - Oh my God. - Yes. 509 00:30:31,079 --> 00:30:35,459 You ghosted me, which sucked, but that was a long time ago. 510 00:30:35,542 --> 00:30:38,253 No big deal. Anyway, good night. 511 00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:53,101 Hey. 512 00:30:54,269 --> 00:30:55,395 Hi. 513 00:30:56,354 --> 00:30:58,565 Sorry, are you busy? 514 00:30:58,648 --> 00:31:01,193 No, I just did yoga. 515 00:31:01,943 --> 00:31:02,986 What are you doing here? 516 00:31:04,404 --> 00:31:08,867 In the cinema you said You'd be too famous to get pizza. 517 00:31:10,035 --> 00:31:13,955 - You probably don't remember. - No, I remember. Thanks. 518 00:31:14,748 --> 00:31:18,919 Thanks for talking about the dance thing my landlord tweeted. 519 00:31:19,002 --> 00:31:21,671 Never had fewer likes But it's nice that he's happy. 520 00:31:23,298 --> 00:31:27,177 I know I said I can't go out with you. 521 00:31:28,136 --> 00:31:29,596 But could we be friends? 522 00:31:30,806 --> 00:31:34,976 I've never had just one girlfriend, but that's cool. 523 00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:38,647 You don't just want to Have money and SNL cards, right? 524 00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:42,192 Definitely not, unless Dua Lipa is the musical guest, then yes. 525 00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:45,362 Super. The ground rules are set, girlfriend. 526 00:31:46,947 --> 00:31:49,199 - Good night. - Good night. 527 00:32:21,189 --> 00:32:23,024 Thanks for everything today. 528 00:32:23,108 --> 00:32:24,943 I can thank you make dinner? 529 00:32:27,696 --> 00:32:29,156 Yes, damn it! 530 00:32:30,532 --> 00:32:31,575 Yes! 531 00:32:54,931 --> 00:32:56,141 New person. 532 00:32:57,267 --> 00:32:58,518 My office. 533 00:33:03,273 --> 00:33:05,442 Did Roland like our presentation? 534 00:33:06,484 --> 00:33:08,778 - I know it. - I'm sorry, what? 535 00:33:08,862 --> 00:33:11,323 I know where I know you from. 536 00:33:11,406 --> 00:33:15,410 They called me an asshole and cost me $500. 537 00:33:15,493 --> 00:33:17,746 Oh my God. I'm so sorry. 538 00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:21,124 I was just jogging. My blood sugar was too low. 539 00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:23,418 - I'm talking to an endocrinologist. - Stop. 540 00:33:24,169 --> 00:33:27,756 Don't ever lie to me again. I always find out. 541 00:33:29,216 --> 00:33:30,258 Out. 542 00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:41,019 Ok, Mommy. 543 00:33:41,478 --> 00:33:42,729 I have to go. 544 00:33:42,938 --> 00:33:44,731 I have to put the limos away. 545 00:34:07,504 --> 00:34:11,800 Josh Teitelbaum has been added to Dryden work SMS. 546 00:35:03,143 --> 00:35:05,145 Subtitles by: Sophie Freudenberg